Ever notice how in yaoi, every single conflict a couple ever has tends to be resolved with almost-consensual sex, which, as we all know, is the perfect way for a couple to communicate.
I love how you follow the "yaoi" rules and make the "uke" so frighteningly obvious with eyes so big they could swallow his head, and hair such colors you could only find in a box of skittles.
Yep.
Completely.
No consequences at all.
I know we're supposed to be dissuading you from these, but I want more. :3